A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around
the country. At the 1st church he began taking photos and making notes.
He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign that read "$10,000 a minute."
Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk to God. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Austin, St. Louis, and around the US, he found more phones, with the same sign. Finally, he arrived in North Carolina. Upon entering the church in King, NC, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked the pastor why their sign reads only 35 cents a call. "Why?" The pastor!, smiling, replied, "Son, you're in the South now..It's a local call."

Now if it were me, I'd change King, NC to Ridgeway, VA . . . I miss home *sigh* but I hope you enjoyed this!